老外直言:如何讓人以為你英語(yǔ)很棒
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We all know studying English is hard, and it takes years, if not decades, to master it. Wouldn't it be wonderful if there were some way to fool people into thinking your English was perfect, without going through all that hard work? I'd like to share with my Chinese friends some tricks that I've developed over the course of the past few years for the purpose of fooling Chinese people into thinking my Chinese is perfect. Though these techniques were developed for Chinese, I find that they also work well for Chinese people trying to learn English. Just master these few simple tricks, and your English will improve overnight!

1. First, learn to speak English.廢話, you say. Yes, I'm joking, of course. But seriously, these tricks will work only if you have at least the basics of English. And a good accent is the first requirement, since it will get you 90% of the way. If your pronunciation -- especially of vowels -- is accurate, English speakers will be willing to ignore little mistakes in grammar and the strange vocabulary you might use.

2. Adopt a relaxed, unhurried speaking style, so that people will assume your reaction time is naturally slow. You don't have to appear stupid (though this has certain advantages), but it helps to have people assume you're the type of person who thinks about each sentence carefully before speaking. This gives you time to think. It's better for others to assume you're a bit slow, rather than to realize how wretched your English is.

3. Let the other person supply the word you need. The way you accomplish this is simply to hesitate before uttering some crucial word -- a word that you may not be sure of -- but which should be obvious to any native speaker based on the context. The listener, perfectly aware of what you want to say and impatient for you to get on with the conversation, will prompt you or provide you with a usable word. Try to time it so that you repeat the word a second after they say it, so that it seems as if you too were about to say that exact word. This will make them feel good, because it will make them feel they are smarter than you are. (People are very happy when they feel they are smarter than you.) The resulting dialogue will sound something like this:

You: And that guy didn't even know where China is on the map. The guy is such a... [Here you pause.]

Other person: Idiot.

You: ...idiot, right. I was thinking to myself, "Wow, if I were that guy, I would really feel... feel..." [You pause again.]

Other person: Humiliated.

You: ...humiliated, exactly. What an idiot!

4. Memorize a lot of hesitation and qualifying phrases. These are phrases like, "Oh, how can I put it?...", "Perhaps I can put it this way...", and "Oh, what should I say?..." This will give you time to think of responses and to recall rusty vocabulary items. The listener doesn't know what's going on inside your head, and he or she will think you really are searching through your vast vocabulary, looking for that perfect word that will accurately express the complex subtlety of your brilliant thought.

5. Avoid subtlety. Give simple, black-and-white answers to questions, regardless of the complexity of your true opinion. If someone asks, "What did you think of the movie?", you may be thinking something like "Well, the cinematography was fabulous, natural-light interior shots with exquisite Vermeer-like shades of luminous white -- a pastel symphony!" and so on. Would you be able to express all that in fluent English? Of course not. Forget it. Instead you should respond with something like, "Oh, how can I put it?... Just so-so. Just okay. I liked Titanic better." The listener won't have any idea what you really thought of the movie, but will be impressed with the casual ease with which you express your opinions in English, and will also be impressed that you know phrases like "just so-so.".

Okay, that's about all. This should give you a good start. Remember this important principle in life: the appearance of ability is more important than actual ability itself. If they think you can do it, you've got the job. If they don't think you can do it, it doesn't matter what your actual ability is. So learn to fake it, and you'll go much further than your hard-working friends.

My next articles include "How to fool people into believing you're a brain surgeon" and "How to fake being the president of a superpower nation."

老外直言:如何讓人以為你英語(yǔ)很棒

我們都知道學(xué)英語(yǔ)很難,要學(xué)幾年甚至幾十年才能掌握。如果有一種方法能讓別人以為你的英語(yǔ)很棒可又不用下苦功夫,那該多好?。≡谶^(guò)去的幾年里,我總結(jié)出一套讓中國(guó)人以為我的漢語(yǔ)很棒的竅門,我想在此和中國(guó)朋友分享它們。雖然這些竅門是在我學(xué)中文的過(guò)程中總結(jié)出的,但我發(fā)現(xiàn)它們同樣適用于中國(guó)人學(xué)英文。掌握這幾個(gè)小竅門吧,你的英語(yǔ)會(huì)在一夜之間突飛猛進(jìn)!

1.首先要學(xué)習(xí)英文。你會(huì)說(shuō)這是廢話,不錯(cuò),我是在開(kāi)玩笑。但是,說(shuō)真的,這些竅門要想發(fā)揮作用,至少要有基本的英語(yǔ)能力。良好的發(fā)音是第一位的,這會(huì)讓你的表達(dá)收到90%的效果。如果你的發(fā)音———尤其是元音字母的發(fā)音非常準(zhǔn)確,母語(yǔ)是英語(yǔ)的人們就會(huì)忽略你的語(yǔ)法小錯(cuò)誤和所用的怪詞。

2.采取一種放松的、的不緊不慢的說(shuō)話方式,這樣人們就會(huì)認(rèn)為你是天生的慢性子。當(dāng)然你也不必顯出弱智的樣子(雖然這樣也有一定的好處),但慢慢講話會(huì)讓人以為你就是那種說(shuō)話字斟句酌的人,這一點(diǎn)可是有用,這會(huì)給你充分的時(shí)間去思考。讓別人覺(jué)得你有點(diǎn)遲鈍,總比發(fā)現(xiàn)你的英語(yǔ)其實(shí)很糟糕要好。

3.讓別人來(lái)補(bǔ)充你所需要的單詞。這種方法就是在你講出某個(gè)關(guān)鍵詞之前做一個(gè)小小的停頓,這個(gè)詞你有可能拿不準(zhǔn),但是以英語(yǔ)為母語(yǔ)的人可以毫不費(fèi)力地根據(jù)上下文猜出這個(gè)詞。人家完全知道你想要說(shuō)什么,而且急著將談話繼續(xù)下去,就會(huì)提醒你或者說(shuō)出這個(gè)恰當(dāng)?shù)脑~。你要掌握好時(shí)間,在他們剛一說(shuō)出之后,你立馬就重復(fù)這個(gè)詞,似乎你也正要說(shuō)這個(gè)詞,這會(huì)讓他們感覺(jué)很好,因?yàn)檫@使他們覺(jué)得自己比你聰明(人們感到自己比別人聰明時(shí),都會(huì)非常得意的)。結(jié)果談話就會(huì)是這樣子的:

你說(shuō):那小子竟然不知道地圖上中國(guó)在哪兒,他可真是個(gè)……(這里你開(kāi)始停頓)

對(duì)方:傻瓜。

你說(shuō):對(duì),對(duì),傻瓜,這正是我想說(shuō)的。噢,如果我是那家伙,我會(huì)覺(jué)得,覺(jué)得……(你再次停頓)

對(duì)方:非常羞愧。

你說(shuō):對(duì),非常羞愧,正是。這小子真傻!

4. 背一些猶豫時(shí)使用的詞和修飾語(yǔ)。它們是這樣的一些語(yǔ)句:“噢,我該怎么表達(dá)呢?……”“也許我該這么表達(dá)……”“噢,這讓我該怎么說(shuō)呢?……”插進(jìn)這樣的語(yǔ)句可以贏得時(shí)間來(lái)思考應(yīng)對(duì)辦法,回憶生疏的詞匯。對(duì)方當(dāng)然無(wú)法洞悉你頭腦中的想法,他們會(huì)以為你是在龐大的詞匯庫(kù)里搜尋最恰當(dāng)?shù)膯卧~來(lái)表達(dá)你那復(fù)雜微妙的聰明想法。

5.回避微妙話題。對(duì)于所談話題,你不必顧及自己的真實(shí)想法多么復(fù)雜,只給出簡(jiǎn)單的黑白分明的回答即可。如果某人問(wèn)道:“你認(rèn)為這部電影怎么樣?”你也許會(huì)認(rèn)為:這部電影的攝影藝術(shù)真是無(wú)與倫比,一系列運(yùn)用自然光的室內(nèi)鏡頭,在明亮中還帶有荷蘭畫家弗美爾式的優(yōu)美陰影,簡(jiǎn)直是一首柔和的交響樂(lè)……你能把這些都用英語(yǔ)流利地表達(dá)出來(lái)嗎?當(dāng)然不能,那就算了吧!你應(yīng)該這樣應(yīng)對(duì):“噢,我該怎么說(shuō)呢?一般般吧,還可以。我更喜歡《泰坦尼克號(hào)》?!睂?duì)方搞不懂你對(duì)那部電影的真正看法,但是他們對(duì)你能輕松隨意地用英語(yǔ)表達(dá)觀點(diǎn)會(huì)留下深刻印象,對(duì)你能用“一般般吧”這樣的短語(yǔ)也會(huì)很欣賞。

好吧,就這些了。這會(huì)讓你有一個(gè)好的開(kāi)端。請(qǐng)記住這個(gè)重要的生活準(zhǔn)則:表面上的能力要比實(shí)際上的能力更重要。如果別人認(rèn)為你行,你就能得到這份工作,如果別人認(rèn)為你不行,無(wú)論你的實(shí)際能力如何也沒(méi)用。所以,學(xué)會(huì)掩飾吧,你會(huì)比那些刻苦學(xué)習(xí)的朋友更有出息。

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