A:Don't you ever cheat on me.
B:Why would I do that?
A:Because men like to cheat.
B:Some men do, but not me.
A:I'm watching you.
B:I'm an open book. Watch me all you want.
A:If I catch you, you'll be sorry.
B:You won't catch me, because I love you. I'm not a cheater.
A:I will poke your eyes out.
B:I don't want any other woman.
A:I will chop your toes off, one by one.
B:Honey, please. You're the only woman for me, forever. I swear it.