A:People are funny.
B:They sure are.
A:Did you hear about the pilot?
B:The one that stole a small plane?
A:Yes, he stole a plane in Canada and flew into the U.S.
B:Did they catch him?
A:Yes. After two U.S. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.
B:Did he crash?
A:No, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.
B:Did the cops find out why he flew into the U.S.?
A:His life sucked. He was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.
B:Poor guy.